Monty Python vs. Scooter Libby

LIBERALS: A criminal! A criminal! We've got a criminal! A criminal!

AL FRANKEN: We have a criminal, might we burn him?

LIBERALS: Burn him! Burn!

FITZGERALD: How do you know he is a criminal?

MICHAEL MOORE: He looks like one.

FITZGERALD: Bring him forward. Criminal. I'm not a criminal. I'm not a criminal.

FITGERALD: But you are dressed as one.

SCOOTER: They dressed me up like this.

LIBERALS: No, we didn't -- no.

SCOOTER: And this isn't my crime, it's a false one.

FITZGERALD: Well?

AL FRANKEN: Well, we did set up the crime.

FITZGERALD: The crime?

AL FRANKEN: And the record -- but he is a criminal!

LIBERALS: Burn him! Criminal! Criminal! Burn him!

FITZGERALD: Did you set him up like this?

LIBERALS: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, a bit, a bit.

AL FRANKEN: He has committed a crime.

FITZGERALD: What makes you think he is a criminal?

BILL CLINTON: Well, he turned me into a newt.

FITZGERALD: A newt?

BILL CLINTON: I got better.

MICHAEL MOORE: Burn him anyway!

LIBERALS: Burn! Burn him!

FITZGERALD: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a criminal.

LIBERALS: Are there? What are they? Do they hurt? Splash it all over the liberal media!

Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 4:22 PM

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