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    Saturday, April 30, 2005

    Shame on Massachusetts
    My Aunt is severely retarded and non-verbal. My mother was just notified that the man that was hired to drive her 5 days a week to her day program is a SEX OFFENDER with a huge criminal past. He was hired by the Mass Bay Transit Authority. How did this happen you may ask - he was convicted of all his crimes in CALIFORNIA and had an ALIAS. We are very upset about this matter. As for my Aunt, we don't believe anything ever happened. Of course, he was well groomed and very pleasant to be around. When someone gets a criminal check for a job it has to be National not local.

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 9:19 AM

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    Friday, April 29, 2005

    I am a huge coffee drinker & probably need to cut back. Hey, I only started when I was 30 - kids do it to you. If you could have coffee with one famous living person who it would be? If you could throw coffee at someone who would it be?

    me: have coffee with - hmm not sure... maybe Bill O'Reilly
    throw coffee at- line them up...Scott Peterson, Michael Moron (endless list)

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 9:17 PM

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    Thursday, April 28, 2005

    Huffington's Super Blog
    Whatever you do, don't read it and certainly DON'T waste your time commenting. Nobody else has. (good chuckle for the day)

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:20 AM

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    Pet Lover
    A nice story from my home state. A woman in Revere , MA. For those of you unfamiliar with the dialect - it is pronounced "Reveah" (no r's in the word). Any way, she was walking her 10 month old pug when a guy threatened her with a knife and demanded the pup. She refused and took the slashing. A woman after my own heart. Before I was a pet owner, I could never understand all those stories about people running back into fires for their pet - now I do. Man, my pets have it good!

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    Wednesday, April 27, 2005

    Found a great site about Hillary the conservative punching bag (a well deserved & fun one I might add). After seeing the "Stop Hillary" site I have complied a few other people/things I would like to stop: Michael Jackson's media circus, the whole UN, ACLU, Ted Kennedy, Jane Fonda, Michael Moron. Any more?

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    Tuesday, April 26, 2005

    Toby the Bunny
    Once in a while I check in on this site about a cute little bunny named Toby. What a great marketing gag. I haven't given him money, but will let you enjoy this site just for shits and giggles.

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 9:20 PM

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    Monday, April 25, 2005

    Want some cheese with that Whine?
    Let me send you over to my friends in Australia http://www.observationdeck.org/weblogs/index.php . Check out the post about the poor Islamist being upset with the New Pope. The worst case scenario, he mentioned the Jews and not them in a speech.

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 8:38 PM

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    Sunday, April 24, 2005

    What is Appropriate?
    My friend Deb recently had a strange encounter with Cartoon Network. She was letting her 6 year old watch a little TV before school when she saw advertisements for "Adult Swim." Adult Swim is CN's late night programming which includes shows like South Park. She called her cable company - basically - too bad - block it or don't watch it. Does anybody in this world have common sense anymore? It isn't even the appropriate marketing target audience! It is not "prudish" to ask them not to show those types of commercial during kiddy viewing hours. He'd rather see a cereal or toy being sold!

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    Saturday, April 23, 2005

    Happy Passover
    Enjoy the matzah!

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    Friday, April 22, 2005

    Pedophile update
    I have been to the police station, talked to the sheriff's office & this "alleged" pedophile is not registered. This may be a false alarm, but he has 10 days from the time he moved in to register (how scary). I live just outside city limits, but have a city address. I was very disturbed to find out that the county I live in and the city do not share a database at all. I also have another county boundary 2 miles from my house. The state database is not current and there is a current pedophile in my town out on bond. Just lovely. I am so thrilled.

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    Thursday, April 21, 2005

    The disturbing details of little Jessica Lunsford from Florida's death were released today. Her dad was on Hannity tonight & said what most people in the world think - there is NO rehabilitating sex offenders. Lock them up, put them on a supervised island away from kids, electronic armbands for life, and/or the death penalty right away.

    I was so upset hearing about Jessica, then I got a call from a neighbor that got a tip that a pedophile just moved into the neighborhood across the street from ours. He is not listed on-line anywhere. Tomorrow I will find all the details out & organize a campaign if necessary. You bet your ass, if he is a true pedophile I will do anything to get him to move out! Until then - no freedom for the kids!

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    Newt apologized to Canada for his comments that terrorist came from Canada. He reiterated by saying that Canada is our friend and he is sorry. Arnold apologized to Mexico for saying that closing the Mexican borders would stop the illegal immigration problem they have in CA.

    In my "simple" life, I say a lot of things and regret very few. If I say it - I mean it. Life is pretty black and white if you really look at it. Gray areas are there for wiggle room. Sorry Newt & Arnold - you are in the public eye - think before you talk or don't speak at all!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 8:34 AM

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    Wednesday, April 20, 2005

    Egg (I mean chewing tobacco) in her face
    Hanoi Jane got what she deserved from a man attending her book signing in KC . He waited 90 minutes in line and then spit chewing tobacco in her face. He was arrested, but Jane will not press charges. Just don't tell the kids you approved of this event (LOL)!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:00 PM

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    Mall Rats Under Fire
    In Nashua, NH, if you are a teenager without a parent you are no longer welcome at the mall. Forever, there have been problems with these so called "mall rats." Teens who run wild in the mall & hang out in teenage "packs", go up the down escalator, meet friends at the mall & spend mom & dad's money. I know the teen scene is not as harmless as it was when I was one (I'm aging myself), but aren't they our major mall consumers? Sounds like the mall needs some "mom's" to be posted throughout & just yell at the kids! Sign me up for that duty!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:04 AM

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    Tuesday, April 19, 2005

    My New Skinsuit
    I didn't even have to diet or get in shape for my new blog skinsuit. Thank you Cat for all your hard work for my new look!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:19 AM

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    Sunday, April 17, 2005

    Pat Sajak
    Came across this tidbit in Tulsa's left wing paper. Pat Sajak - yes from Wheel of Fortune - is a conservative & BLOGS. Found this website that has celebrity blogger links (I use that term loosely).

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 9:16 PM

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    Jane has "NO" remorse
    All these years and you think she (Hanoi Jane) would look back upon her actions and be sick enough to her stomach so that she didn't have to shove her finger down her throat. I direct you over to Michelle Malkin's column for her summary on the matter!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:27 PM

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    Saturday, April 16, 2005

    Are there any good DVDs?
    Hubby is a little frustrated with my poor movie picks this weekend.

    Spanglish - long and painful
    Sideways - long and painful
    Napolean Dynamite - sort of long & painful (I really tried to like it & get it - twice)

    Hopefully Mad TV & SNL will have something worth seeing!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 9:58 PM

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    My New Mother's bracelet

    This is the coolest bracelet in the whole world. My friend, Wendy, made it for me. Each of my kid's names are on there & lots of charms that represent their personalities and interests. All I can say that -"it is soooo me!" I absolutely love it. Thank you Wendy - you are one talented lady!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 5:13 PM

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    Friday, April 15, 2005

    Mouth to Beak Resucitation
    Yesterday I was ranting about crazy cat owners (not that I could ever be one). Now I have to say that this chicken lover is beyond crazy - definitely a threat to national security. I draw the line with Beak anything! http://tulsa.cox.net/cci/newsnational/national?_mode=view&_state=maximized&view=article&id=D89G49MO0

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:25 PM

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    Thursday, April 14, 2005

    Proud owner of 4 cats!
    Cracking up in the car listening to Glenn Beck talk about cats. Sorry Mom - 9 cats does make you crazy cat lady!! Below is the survey currently running on http://glennbeck.com

    In your opinion, how many cats must a person own before they become a threat to national security?

    33.1% 2-3
    24.2% There’s nothing wrong with owning more than 30 cats, Glenn is just a racist!
    20.8% 4-5
    12.2% 6-8
    4.9% 9-14
    2.6% 30 or more
    1.8% 15-29

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 12:28 PM

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    Wednesday, April 13, 2005

    Self Interview 3
    Do you have call waiting? only on my cell -I think it is rude & annoying!
    If you had a million dollars what would you do? Pay off the house, buy a boat & get a full time maid & cook!
    If you had to go on a reality show which one would it be? The Apprentice - I think I could hold my own there - plus I wouldn't be forced to eat bugs & squirmy things!
    What do you want on your gravestone? I don't want one - I think they are a waste of space.
    Do you like baby showers? Does anybody? That would be a big NO!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 2:30 PM

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    Tuesday, April 12, 2005

    Little League Mayhem
    This story out of Oklahoma really saddened me this morning. What is with grownups and youth sports these days? It makes me sick to see how competitive these parents are and how much pressure they put on children. My oldest son (8yrs) is a natural athlete by birth and has been hitting a pitched ball since age 2. However, the pressure of tryouts and being really competitive, drives him away from sports for now. I have to endorse the YMCA for keeping coaches and parents in check for good sportsmanship. http://tulsa.cox.net/cci/newslocal/local?_mode=view&view=LocalNewsArticleView&articleId=591943

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 6:55 AM

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    Saturday, April 09, 2005

    Homecoming Video!
    Here is a video of the surprise homecoming

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 11:56 PM

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    Where do you shop on-line?
    The Perry house is getting back to normal (we're not normal..we're the Perrys), and I may only have 3 loads left of laundry. One thing has really changed - I work from home now. When you have ten million things to do & your husband is deployed, it only makes sense to start a business (chuckle chuckle). My 2 blogging buddies & I hope to make some dinero. If you haven't checked out http://www.wesurfforyou.com please do so & tell everyone you know. We have not completed our SHOPPING section yet. Since I am banned from ever spending money again (let's say retail therapy while the cat's away) it is best I stay away from that category. SO where do you shop on-line?

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 10:43 AM

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    Friday, April 08, 2005

    Finger Licking Good!
    Oh dang, I knew I forgot an ingredient. I forgot to put a finger in the spaghetti sauce. Apparently the woman filing this suit against Wendy's for allegedly finding a finger in her chile makes a living of off this! Imagine anybody taking advantage of our legal system & also living in San Francisco (what are the odds)?

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:24 PM

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    Thank you all for your kind words regarding Brett's return. If I can figure it out, I will post the video clip of this reunion. Yes - me in sweats & no makeup. As any military spouse can tell you, no reunion comes without turmoil. One person has completely taken over, does everything, has a routine & is exhausted (me). The other wants to be the "Disney Dad," play, inspect & critique the household they lost control over. There is an adjustments period every time the soldier settles back into the family - for all - including the dog (who until now was so faithful to me). They also usually take some "leave" when they get home & this can really throw a curveball into the whole house. It is wonderful to be so in love with somebody who is a wonderful husband & father, even better to have him home safe & sound.

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 8:56 AM

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    Wednesday, April 06, 2005

    Surprise - Hubby Is Home!!!
    Evil friends plotted against me & nobody gave me a hint he was coming home early. Yesterday I did some yardwork, mowed the lawn, jumped in the shower, put on sweats & of course no makeup & didn't do my hair. I took the day off from housework too. At 4:00 my kids came running in the house - all mud covered (they were playing in puddles after a storm) & yelled that Dad was home. I thought, very funny, late April Fool's joke (you have something on you -April Fools) . There he was in his desert BDUs followed by a friend with a camcorder! SURPRISE!!!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:42 AM

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    Monday, April 04, 2005

    Blogging Gone Wild
    These days there are blogs about everything. For a little entertainment I like to go peek at other blogs. I found blogs about blinking -catching famous people in still pictures with their eyes closed, how to cut-off jeans, losers, towns posting bogs, a vintage uterus, one written by a cat (even though I am pretty sure one of my cats has her own blog) & strange dog news. The titles are great too. A couple of my favs are: Fully Caffeinated & armed with Chocolate,
    The Baby Seal Club, & the Daily Spork!

    Let me know what you've encountered!!!

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 7:26 PM

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    Saturday, April 02, 2005

    The UN & Molly Ivins
    Just had to read her for shits & giggles. Figures it would be about the UN, the thorn in the world's ass. I was looking for comic relief & instead ended up getting pissed off. I should know better- shame on me! To sum it up, it is easy to gloss over the UN "scandals" when we should focus on US doing very bad things. I just lost my appetite. Maybe I should read her every day - that would be a great way to lose weight & get an ulcer in the meantime!http://www.creators.com/opinion_show.cfm?columnsName=miv

    Shared by Greta (Hooah Wife) @ 5:21 PM

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